Chicken
Last night I went out and had an amazing time. Loads of people out and a good crowd at that. One of the many, many highlights of the night (there were too many) was Pilawoos with a bunch of friends. The food was tasty as it always is (or was that just the munchies that makes it taste so good), but what made the scene so amusing was an unnamed drunkard among us. He managed to entertain us admirably. The delightful chap ordered a whole chicken, which got thrown around pilawoos by his friends and then torn apart. When he managed to get it back he proceded to tear it apart even more (this time to bite sized chunks) and uhh tuck in, during which he also felt the need to impart his wisdom on many a random topic. It was hilarity.